Sabtu, 30 Mei 2009

double o-on

Seorang gembala sedang menggembalakan domba.

Seorang yang lewat berkata, "Engkau mempunyai kawanan domba yang bagus sekali. Bolehkan saya mengajukan pertanyaan tentang domba-domba itu?"

"Oh, tentu, akan saya jawab dengan senang hati," kata gembala itu.

Orang itu berkata, "Berapa jauh domba-dombamu berjalan setiap hari?"

"Yang mana, yang putih atau yang hitam, tanya gembala.

"Yang putih."

"Ah, yang putih berjalan sekitar enam kilometer setiap hari."

"Dan yang hitam?"

"Yang hitam juga."

"Dan berapa banyak rumput mereka makan setiap hari?"

"Yang mana?, yang putih atau yang hitam?"

"Yang Putih,"

"Ah, yang putih makan sekitar empat kilo rumput setiap hari."

"Dan yang hitam?"

"Yang hitam juga."

"Dan berapa banyak bulu yang mereka hasilkan setiap tahu?"

"Yang mana?, yang putih atau yang hitam?"

"Yang putih,"

"Ah menurut perkiraan saya, yang putih menghasilkan sekitar enam kilo bulu setiap tahun kalau mereka dicukur."

"Dan yang hitam?"

"Yang hitam juga."

Orang yang bertanya menjadi penasaran..
"Boleh saya bertanya, mengapa engkau mempunyai kebiasaan yang aneh, membedakan dombamu menjadi domba putih dan hitam setiap kali engkau
menjawab pertanyaanku, padahal semuanya sama saja?"

Gembala itu menjawab, "Tentu saja saya harus membedakan. Karena domba-domba yang putih itu adalah milik saya."

"Ooo, begitu," penanya itu mengerti, ".... Kalau yang hitam?"

"Yang hitam juga."


weleh-weleh...lagi cakit gigi apa pose nich???


Another summer day
Is come and gone away
In Paris and Rome
But I wanna go home

Maybe surrounded by
A million people I
Still feel all alone
I just wanna go home
Oh I miss you, you know

And I've been keeping all the letters that I wrote to you
Each one a line or two
I'm fine baby, how are you?
Well I would send them but I know that it's just not enough
My words were cold and flat
And you deserve more than that

Another aerorplane
Another sunny place
I'm lucky I know
But I wanna go home
Mmmm, I've got to go home

Let me go home
I'm just too far from where you are
I wanna come home

And I feel just like I'm living someone else's life
It's like I just stepped outside
When everything was going right
And I know just why you could not Come along with me
But this was not your dream
But you always believe in me

Another winter day has come And gone away
And even Paris and Rome
And I wanna go home
Let me go home

And I'm surrounded by
A million people I
Still feel alone
Oh, let go home
Oh, I miss you, you know

Let me go home
I've had my run
Baby, I?m done
I gotta go home
Let me go home
It will all right
I'll be home tonight
I'm coming back home

5 years ago, when i was far away from home, this song always remind me that someone in indonesia waiting 4 me

Said I Loved You...but I Lied

You are the candle, love's the flame
A fire that burns through wind and rain
Shine your light on this heart of mine
Till the end of time
You came to me like the dawn through the night
Just shinin' like the sun
Out of my dreams and into my life
You are the one, you are the one

Said i loved you but i lied
'cause this is more than love i feel inside
Said i loved you but i was wrong
'cause love could never ever feel so strong
Said i loved you but i lied

With all my soul i've tried in vain
How can mere words my heart explain
This taste of heaven so deep so true
I've found in you
So many reasons in so many ways
My life has just begun
Need you forever, i need you to stay
You are the one, you are the one

no one can feel love like in this song...


And I'd give up forever to touch you
'Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And I don't want to go home right now

And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
'Cause sooner or later it's over
I just don't want to miss you tonight

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know you're alive


drakula 'baru'

Konon Ada sebuah kerajaan yang dinamakan kerajaan drakula, dan sudah pasti penduduknya drakula semua. Pada suatu hari ada seorang drakula belum pernah sama sekali menghisap darah manusia, dan dia dipanggil oleh sang raja drakula untuk menghadap.

Raja Drakula : "Hei..kau Belum pernah menghisap darah manusia dan sekarang kau harus belajar menghisap darah manusia."
Si drakula Amatir bilang : "Baik Raja malam ini saya akan menghisap darah manusia"

Raja Drakula : "Baguss!!!! Cepat kamu laksanakan.. ."

Malampun tiba Si drakula amatir itu pergi mencari korbannya dan akhirnya dia berhasil menghisap darah manusia.
Setelah itu dia menghadap sang raja drakula..

Raja drakula : "Bagaimana?? , kamu sudah berhasil menghisapnya? ? dan bagaimana rasanya ?"
Drakula Amatir : "Saya sudah berhasil Raja!!! Tapi rasa darahnya Aseem...!!!"
Raja Drakula : "Masa Asem? Emang siapa orang yang kamu hisap???"
Drakula Amatir : "Orangnya Laki-laki,kulitnya Hitam,jelek lagi..!!"
Raja Drakula : "Setahu saya Darah manusia semua sama, mau laki-laki atau perempuan, Cakep atau jelek semua sama.."
Drakula Amatir : "Sumpah Raja!!! Rasa Darahnya Asem..."
Raja Drakula : "Ok Klo gitu saya kasih kesempatan lagi, kamu cari lagi tapi coba kamu cari Cewek yang cantik,putih bersih."
Drakula Amatir : "Baik Raja Nanti Malam Saya mencari darah lagi"

Setelah malam tiba drakula Amatir berangkat dan berhasil menghisap darah cewek yang cantik. Dan setelah itu dia kembali menghadap raja..

Raja Drakula : "Bagaimana?? Sudah Dapat menghisap darah Cewek cantik??
bagaimana rasanya?"
Drakula Amatir : "Sudah Raja!!! Cewek Cantik, Tubuh Putih Bersih!!!
tapi Rasanya masih Asem!!!!"
Raja Drakula : "Saya tidak percaya! Masa Masih Asem!!!!Pasti ada yang salah!!! Cewek yang kamu hisap mayatnya masih ada gak??"
Drakula Amatir : "Masih ada raja!!! Masih terkapar dijalan"
Raja Drakula : "Baik, saya mau lihat mayatnya."

Akhirnya Raja Drakula dan Drakula Amatir Berangkat melihat Mayat si Cewek tadi. Dan setelah sampai Raja drakula langsung melihat. Dan Raja Drakula langsung memukul kepala si Drakula amatir. Plakkkk!!!!!

Raja Drakula : "Goblokkkk!! ! Plakkk!!! Hisap darah manusia itu Di leher, Bukan Di ketek!!!!"
Drakula Amatir : "?#!" (sambil usap usap pipi yang kena gampar...)

give me a big smile please

Rabu, 27 Mei 2009

we will not go down

by.michael heart
dedicated for palestine

Am C
A blinding flash of white light
G Am
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
Am C
People running for cover
G Am
Not knowing whether they’re dead or alive

Dm Am
They came with their tanks and their planes
Dm Am
With ravaging fiery flames
Dm F
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
Am G
In the night, without a fight
You can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
Am G
But our spirit will never die
Am G
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Am C
Women and children alike
G Am
Murdered and massacred night after night
Am C
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
G Am
Debated on who’s wrong or right

Dm Am
But their powerless words were in vain
Dm Am
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
G Am
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
C Em
You can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
Am G
In the night, without a fight
You can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
Am G
But our spirit will never die
Am G
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

We will not go down
Am G
In the night, without a fight
You can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
Am G
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
Am G
In the night, without a fight
Am G
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Minggu, 24 Mei 2009

taken 3 years ago
kenapa sekarang rambutku ngga panjang-panjang ya???

when you're gone

I always need time on my own
I never thought I'd need you there when I cry
And the days feel like years when I'm alone
And the bed where you lie
Is made up on your side

When you walk away
I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much
I need you right now?

When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone
All the words I need to hear to always get me
Through the day
And make it OK
I miss you

I've never felt this way before
Everything that I do
Reminds me of you
And the clothes you left
They lie on my floor
And they smell just like you
I love the things that you do

When you walk away
I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now?

When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to knows is missing too
And when you're gone
The words I need to heart to alaways get me
Through the day
And make it OK
I miss you

We were made for each other
Out here forever
I know we were

All I ever wanted was for you to know
Everything I do I give my heart and soul
I can hardly breathe, I need to feel you here with me

When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know i smissing too
When you're gone
The words I need to hear will always get me
Through the day
And make it OK
I miss you

ps.thanks avril, this song really describe what i feel

Sabtu, 23 Mei 2009

Perbedaan Pria dengan Cowok

Yang dimaksud sebagai pria dalam artikel ini adalah lelaki dewasa
sementara cowok adalah sebaliknya — semisal remaja atau ABG.

Artikel ringan ini ditulis oleh Joes [35 tahun], salah seorang pembaca setia blog Batak News dari Riau.
Pria disingkat sebagai "P" dan cowok sebagai "C".

P: Tahu dengan jelas 5 tahun lagi dia mau jadi apa.
C: Tidak jelas 5 menit lagi ia mau berbuat apa.

P: Jago membuat wanita merasa tenang [dengan "t"].
C: Jago membuat cewek merasa senang [dengan "s"].

P: Bacaannya adalah novel Jhon Grisham, mainannya golf, tontonannya CNN.
C: Bacaannya novel Harry Potter, mainannya bilyar, tontonannya MTV.

P: Sebelum umur 30 sudah banyak uang.
C: Sebelum umur 30 sudah banyak dosa.

P: Seimbang antara penghasilan dan pemasukan.
C: Seimbang antara hutang dan pembayaran minimum.

P: Mendukung emansipasi wanita, tapi tetap membayari bon makan wanita.
C: Mendukung emansipasi wanita dengan membiarkan wanita bayar sendiri.

P: Punya akuntan, penjahit, dan dokter langganan.
C: Punya salon, kafe, dan bengkel langganan.

P: Meminta Anda nimbrung ngobrol kalau mamanya menelepon.
C: Pura-pura Anda tidak bersamanya jika mamanya menelepon.

P: Putus dengan pasangannya sambil berjabatan tangan dan mengakui sulitnya menjembatani perbedaan antara mereka berdua, diiringi ucapan, "Kita tetap bisa berteman selamanya."
C: Putus dengan pasangannya sambil kabur dari rumah, merokok berbatang-batang, plus ucapan, "Jangan undang aku ke pernikahanmu nanti!"

P: Mencintai wanita 10 % pada pertemuan awal dan meningkat terus.
C: Mencintai wanita 100 % pada pertemuan awal dan menurun terus.

P: Berpikir dewasa seperti orang usia 40 tahun saat berusia 17 tahun.
C: Berpikir kekanakan seperti orang usia 17 tahun saat berusia 40 tahun.

P: Bisa menang dalam konflik hanya dengan otak.
C: Cuma bisa ngamuk, adu mulut, dan adu otot.

P: Mikirnya, "Aku masih kurang pengetahuan, harus belajar lebih banyak."
C: Mikirnya, "Aku yang terhebat di muka bumi, siapapun aku hadapi."

P: Otak nomor 1, digabungkan dengan otot kalau terpaksa.
C: Otot nomor 1, ditambah otak kalau punya.

Have a positive day!


• Smart man + smart woman = romance

• Smart man + dumb woman = affair

• Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

• Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


• Smart boss + smart employee = profit

• Smart boss + dumb employee = production

• Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

• Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


• A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

• A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.


• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


• To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

• To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


• Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

• A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


• A woman has the last word in any argument.

• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Hwakakakak.. ....Do you agree????

What Love means to a 4-8 year old . . .

Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes.
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does love mean?'
he answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think.

'Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.'
Chrissy - age 6

'When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.
So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.'
Rebecca- age 8

'When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.'
Billy - age 4

'Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.'
Karl - age 5

'Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.'
Terri - age 4

'Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.'
Danny - age 7

'Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss'
Emily - age 8

'Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.'
Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)

'If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,'
Nikka - age 6
(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)

'Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.'
Noelle - age 7

'Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.'
Tommy - age 6
(LOVE THIS ONE.hehehe)

'During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.
He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.'
Cindy - age 8

'My mommy loves me more than anybody
You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.'
Clare - age 6

'Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.'
Elaine-age 5

'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.'
Chris - age 7

'Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.'
Mary Ann - age 4

'I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.'
Lauren - age 4

'When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.' (what an image)
Karen - age 7

'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.'
Mark - age 6

'You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.'
Jessica - age 8

And the final one
The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.
Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,
'Nothing, I just helped him cry'

best poem

This poem was nominated by UN as the best poem of 2006, Written by an
African Kid

When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black

And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when! You die , you gray

And you calling me colored?

apa mungkin mengulang waktu yang telah lewat
impianku takkan pernah ku lepaskan
rasa lelah tak mungkin menghentikanku
enam abad menunggumupun aku mau
namun kau tetap akan menjadi bintang yang tak bisa ku genggam

ps.missing u always

Jumat, 22 Mei 2009

widow BUT still virgin


Seorang "Janda" yang sudah 3X kawin-cerai periksa ke dokter
kandungan. Waktu dokter mau periksa bagian dalam, terjadi percakapan :

J :"Hati-hati periksanya ya Dok, saya masih perawan lho....."

D :"Lho..katanya
ibu sudah kawin-cerai 3X, mana bisa masih perawan..??"

J :"Gini lho Dok, eks
suami saya yang pertama ternyata impoten.."

D :"Oh begitu..tapi suami ibu
yang kedua tidak impoten kan ?"

J :"Betul Dok, cuma dia Gay, jadi saya tidak
pernah di-apa2in sama dia..."

D :"Lalu suami ibu yang ketiga tidak impotent dan bukan gay kan ?"

J :"Betul Dok, tapi ternyata dia itu orang partai....."
D :"Lalu apa hubungannya dengan keperawanan ibu...??"

J :"Dia cuma
janji-janji saja Dok, tidak pernah ada realisasinya! !!!"

D : ?!?!?!?!?!?? ???


joke of the day

Pesan Direktur

Berikut adalah sebuah cerita tentang bagaimana sebuah pesan dikomunikasikan secara hirarkis dalam sebuah perusahaan, dari Direktur hingga ke karyawan bawahan.

Dari: Direktur - Kepada: General Manajer

"Besok akan ada gerhana matahari total pada jam sembilan pagi. Ini adalah kejadian yang tak bisa kita lihat setiap hari. Untuk menyambut dan melihat peristiwa langka ini, seluruh karyawan diminta untuk berkumpul di lapangan dengan berpakaian rapi.
Saya akan menjelaskan fenomena alam ini kepada mereka. Bila hari hujan, dan kita tidak bisa melihatnya dengan jelas, kita berkumpul di kantin saja."

Dari: General Manager - Kepada: Manager

"Sesuai dengan perintah Direktur, besok pada jam sembilan pagi akan ada gerhana matahari total. Bila hari hujan, kita tidak bisa berkumpul di lapangan untuk melihatnya dengan berpakaian rapi. Dengan demikian, peristiwa hilangnya matahari ini akan dijelaskan oleh Direktur di kantin. Ini adalah kejadian yang tak bisa kita lihat setiap hari."

Dari : Manager - Kepada : Supervisor

"Sesuai dengan perintah Direktur, besok kita akan mengikuti peristiwa hilangnya matahari di kantin pada jam sembilan pagi dengan berpakaian rapi. Direktur akan menjelaskan apakah besok akan hujan atau tidak. Ini adalah kejadian yang tak bisa kita lihat setiap hari."

Dari : Supervisor - Kepada : Koordinator

"Jika besok turun hujan di kantin, kejadian yang tak bisa kita lihat setiap hari, Direktur, dengan berpakaian rapi, akan menghilang jam sembilan pagi."

Dari : Koordinator - Kepada : Semua Staff

"Besok pagi, pada jam sembilan, Direktur akan menghilang. Sayang sekali, kita tidak bisa melihatnya setiap hari.


Selasa, 19 Mei 2009

me in 'orange' day

Sabtu, 16 Mei 2009

cinta sebening embun

Cinta sebening embun
di pucuk daun
Begitu indah,
Dan menyejukan
Begitu indah,
Namun teramat lemah…

Cinta sebening embun
Hanya sekejap terpatri
Karena mentari kian tinggi
Dan cinta kita tak terlindungi

Musnah tak berbekas
Hanya pagi yang sunyi menatap sedih

cilacap, pertengahan mei 2009

Minggu, 10 Mei 2009

Be Te

Be Te
cukup jelas kan???

catatan kriminalku season 1

# waktu aku sekolah dulu, aku sempat dapat beasiswa prestasi sehingga bebas SPP selama 2 tahun penuh dan berturut-turut, dari kelas 1 sampai kelas 2. tapi aku ngga pernah nyeritain hal itu sama bapak dan emak, so aku tetep minta uang SPP ma mereka, duitnya selalu kupakai untuk nraktir teman-teman ( biar keliatan tajir ) dan buat beli buku ( tapi yang jelas bukan buku pelajaran )
pelajaran yang bisa di petik : rajin-rajinlah kalian para orang tua menghadiri forum kumpulan orang tua di sekolah, jadi tahu progress si anak di sekolah, anaknya bodo atau malah pintar en dapat beasiswa, jadi ngga bisa di kibulin
buat generasi mudanya ucapannya cuman satu, jangan suka bohong ! minta lagunya 'darah muda' dari bang haji rhoma ....lho kok jadi kayak di radio ya, he he

never enough

manusia di anugerahi satu sifat dasar, yaitu tidak pernah merasa cukup.
entah itu soal duit, jabatan, cinta, prestasi, harta, dan soal lainnya
kok aku jadi mellow gini ya...
mungkin pengaruh karena aku habis shopping sampai duitku ludez
saat duit masih anteng di dompet, gatel rasanya kalau aku ngga belanja, boro-boro ingat ke bank buat nabung, huh!!!
kalian kayak aku juga ngga seh???
ada obat pembasmi penyakit "BOROS" ngga ya???
untungnya dulu aku ngga bercita-cita jadi penasihat atau ahli keuangan, andai itu benar terjadi, di jamin client yang konsultasi ma aku pasti cepet kere he he